So I've been busy. (It's kind of awful that this has become my new mantra. No, seriously, I've said that phrase more often lately than my old favorite, "That's What She Said." [Although, as we shall see, that has made an excellent comeback ( Read more... )

I have a dilemma.

I'm almost done with Great Expectations -- seriously, while it's great that I get to check another classic off my list, it has taken me entirely too long to read 480 pages -- and I'm trying to figure out what to read next. I'm most likely going to pick up an easy mystery or possibly a trashy historical romance novel.

Kristen: ( Read more... )

Okay, I was going to post a rant about the fact that when I got out of the mall tonight, there was a USED CONDOM STUCK to the driver's side door of Bruce the Car, and I felt so VIOLATED that I had to come home and take a Silkwood Shower, and how normally my retort to the asshat douchebag (bag with which one douches) who left it would be that I hope ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm still awake after drinking almost an entire glass of screwdrivers (or, as I like to call them, Vodka Juice -- hey, it's the only way I drink orange juice!), and I'm re-reading the TWoP recap of "The Hybrid," last week's Vampire Diaries episode, with Quantum of Solace on in the background, thanks USA network, when this local commercial ( Read more... )

30 Days of TV: Day Seven: My Least Favorite TV Episode of my Favorite TV Show
If we're still operating under the assumption that Arrested Development is my favorite show of all time, then my least favorite episode of that show would be "The Ocean Walker."

( The plot of 'The Ocean Walker' follows. )

Consider this a bookmark. In the near future, I will tell the tales of:

-- When Kerri and I went to St. John's Bazaar (that was last month! what is happening to me?!)

-- When I went car shopping with my parents (no car yet, but fingers crossed ( Read more... )

YEAH. I KNOW. Thanks, Widmore.

That whole "type during commercials thing" worked real well the other day.

( Lost 6.9: The Package )

Continuing with my random-ocity:

Things You Would Have Heard Me Say If You Were Out With Kerri and Me Tonight:

At Applebee's, someone was taking pictures and we had someone behind us with the Most Annoying Ringtone going off.
Kerri: Who keeps taking pictures?
Me: And the music's not helping.
Another flash
Kerri: Burnt toast! I smell burnt toast ( Read more... )

I should be reading my homework for my 7:00 class, but I'm ... don't want to.

Have some dialog instead.

Me: Hey.
Brad: Hey. Oh. So I was going to email everyone my Oscar picks this year.
Me: ... Was that some sort of snide remark against me? Because you know that Pam asked me to do that last year.
Brad: What? Me? No! I just have the inside ( Read more... )

We received 12 pallets of inventory tonight at work, and because Tim was at home fixing his hot water heater, I was the one who received the truck. And for the first time, I managed to do it without any mistakes.

( (Heh. Also, that's what she said. But there are better ones under here.) )